rnackenzie:

is fried chicken an emotion

kingschultzies:

*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?

ganymede:

xoxo

mensrightsactivist:

ill punch a bee i dont give a fuck

djavjr:

rats808:

a snake escaping from the room it’s meant to stay in

i lost it at that little flop when it hits the ground

good job

sidnugget:

like a  month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep 

intimateaff3ction:

It’s happened to all if us

lindsaychrist:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

pizza:

how does school expect me to choose a career path at 15 I can’t even choose what I want for dinner

alifeofroutine:

what do grandparents even do all day

cantbetamed:

how to pick up girls

bigbootyteen:

my mom when she saw that twinkies were back as dreamies

backdoorteenmom:

She didn’t even rant she just posted the achievements of her Mexican friend